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[God]

Can you guess what this is?

A SERIOUS THREAD ABOUT SERIOUS STUFF!

Wrong guess, this is a RANDOM THREAD!

Mr. Nitronimor pointed out to me the collection of random unrelated threads. It has made me sad!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO, come in here to post your random stuff.

MS Paint stuff, QoTW, The "bash things that you like" thread, and yeah, things like that.

I'll start.

[Arvas]

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my fuckin' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition, [that]
He had me crying out,
"Fuck me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got [ right ] on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.

You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down [to] my bed
Feet cold [and] eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

[We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!

[Nitronimor]

BIG BLACK SHAPE
WITH EYES OF FIRE

[Arvas]

BIG BLACK SHAPE
WITH EYES OF FIRE

Indrid Cold.

[Nitronimor]

BIG BLACK SHAPE
WITH EYES OF FIRE

Indrid Cold.

um what

[God]

Yeah wut?

[Nitronimor]

Does THIS:



MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!?

[Arvas]

[Red Mekanik]

you shall not pass?

[Arvas]

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running?"

Shroud-ing all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me.
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the eyes seem so familiar.
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song...

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?"

Prying open my third eye.
So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were.

So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.

Prying open my third eye

[God]

HEY GUIZ I'M THINKING ABOUT PASTING SOME SONG LYRICS! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK!?!?!?!?!?!

Also, his legs were differently.

[Arvas]

HEY GUIZ I'M THINKING ABOUT PASTING SOME SONG LYRICS! WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK!?!?!?!?!?!

Also, his legs were differently.

This /is/ the random thread.

[God]

"being a phone is fun.  I wish I was a phone."
-Connor

[God]

I told you I would.

[God]

...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO, come in here to post your random stuff.

MS Paint stuff, QoTW, The "bash things that you like" thread, and yeah, things like that.
...

Definitely consists of all of our random threads.

Don't take this as me being douchey... IT IS FOR THE BEST